The Bed Post: Pleasurable jobs in the recession
Hello everyone. Hope you had a wild weekend.
Happy to be back to school and work? I bet you are.
Unless, that is, you’re part of the masses who are having a very difficult time getting a job in this recession.
Bad economy left you jobless? Don’t sweat it. I know three jobs that are always hiring!
While the salary isn’t always consistent and the working conditions can change, the work is always pleasurable.
Depending on your experience and previous work, you need to start at entry level and work your way up.
So for all of you recent graduates, you should probably start with the handjob. This position would be best filled by anyone who pays attention to detail and is good with, well, his or her hands. I’d recommend bringing lotion to work with you, to make the glide easier.
Start with your hand at the base of his penis, and while making a fist around his shaft, slowly move your hand toward the tip and back down again.
While increasing speed, you can vary your grip tightness as well. Some boys prefer it faster, slower, tighter, looser, two hands, one hand, etc. Mess around; you’ll be able to tell how he likes it when he delivers.
Mastered the handjob? It’s time for a promotion.
The blowjob, perfect for someone who can multitask and loves to work extra hard, takes a bit more honing of your skills.
My advice is to combine what you learned while perfecting the handjob with the job requirements of the blowjob. Who doesn’t love to be teased? Start by kissing down his chest and stomach and licking circles around his hipbones.
Lick his penis lightly and softly before slowly taking the entire shaft into your mouth.
Now, hope you’ve been working on ignoring your gag reflexes because depending on his size; he could be hitting the back of your throat. After getting him wet with your saliva, add your hand and mimic the up and down motion from your previous employment. Increase speed and style – add swiveling or deep throat to mix things up. If you use teeth, you’ll be fired. Have him warn you before he gets off, or else it can be a messy surprise.
You’re climbing the corporate ladder and it’s time to move up into management.
The rim job takes a lot of guts and is best for someone who doesn’t mind trying new things or stepping out of one’s comfort zone.
Are you squeamish? This job is not for you. However, if you’re as freaky as they come, go for it.
The male g-spot is in the anus and paying attention to this sensitive spot often has great results. While performing the duties of the blowjob, head down south, trace your tongue down his testicles. Some light sucking will be a great way to prep for what’s coming up next. Move further down and trace your tongue around his anus. Enter if you’re really dedicated and vary your speed and depth based on his reaction.
You’ll know right away if this job is pushing it and should probably check that with your employer before you even attempt it. Insert a finger for more stimulation.
So there you have it. A list of three very rewarding jobs that are always hiring.
All you have to do is be a dedicated employee who is good with their hands, pays attention to detail and loves going that extra mile to please their boss.
Is it pay day yet?
Add another notch,