Your A Idiot: You choose!
The distinguished professor of persuasion and rhetoric failed to make a convincing argument in opposition of younger persons’ right to vote. The mustachioed University Senate member suggested that younger individuals should not be afforded the right to vote because, he claims, many young voters will change their voting habits from liberal to conservative as they age. He further suggested that only members of the military or those with jobs should have the right to vote. Despite his ridiculously awesome mustache and vintage wardrobe, I’ll allow you, the readers, to rip his idiocy apart.
Towson University Marching Band
While our football team came up short in their performance during the homecoming game, our fans and band did little to help. While I admire the hours of work that the band puts into their craft, and though I thoroughly enjoy the halftime and post-game routines, the band has not been doing the football team any favors. The band, without fail, will play music during every offensive possession.
Any actual football fan knows that making noise while the offense has the ball is a big no-no! And it’s not like the band had to be quiet for long, with the Tigers fumbling the ball away four times. Let’s hope the pep band better understands the intricacies of college basketball fandom.