Get ready to start crying, fellow men folk.
According to Perez Hilton’s website, Lauren Conrad has said agreed to sell her soul to the instution of marriage. Who is the lucky bastard, you may ask? Longtime boyfriend Kyle Howard.
However, she is currently not wearing the ring in public.
One possible reason is that her new show on MTV is supposed to, key word, “supposed” focus on her budding her career as opposed to her love life.
You know, a professional “Hills.”
That might be slightly difficult when she’s planning a giant ass wedding. Seriously though, how long do you think it will take for the public to discover that this America Sweetheart has had her heart stolen? There are no secrets in Hollywood.