Comments on: Campus a place for CIA experiments

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 21:07:42 +0000

This’ll be a great idea for my mystery novel! *grabs a pen and writes this down*

By: Ice MFT

Ice MFT — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:59:23 +0000

I’m rollin up in a big gray bus
and I’m shackled down, myself that’s who I trust
The minute I arrived some sucker got hit
Shanked ten times behind some bullshit

By: TU grad student

TU grad student — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 12:43:02 +0000

Guys, it’s a joke. A really good one, though.

Hey Chris Carter, what you did there, I sees it.

By: Standards, Towson needs them

Standards, Towson needs them — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 07:32:26 +0000

Based on this letter to the editor Towson needs to reevaluate their standards for admission, more specifically the mental health of potential students…

By: Roach

Roach — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 04:01:21 +0000

Security guards can’t arrest anyone?!?! Dear lord, IT’S THE FUCKING CIA! No, that’s called a goddamn private sector. Abacus has been the ONLY security company on campus. Ya know, you may have fooled people if you knew something about law enforcement and it’s various fields.

Also, Hoke Smith is dead.

By: dave

dave — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 02:04:10 +0000

Maravene is not a puppet.. She is just a CLOWN!

By: Chris Carter

Chris Carter — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 18:26:35 +0000

This story is the truth. Hoke Smith had declared the campus a no man’s land. Hoke Smith said there was nothing he could do to stop the CIA. If you have any questions about the story, my email is chriscarter@inbox.com. Towson University used to have state troopers on campus. The state troopers quit. There has been 3 different security guard companies on campus in the past 5 years. The uniformed security guards actually do not have authority to arrest anyone. If you don’t believe me, talk to someone that’s worked or lived on campus for a few years.

By: Emmett Byrne

Emmett Byrne — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 18:02:29 +0000

My suspicions are confirmed. Dr. Maravene Loeschke is a puppet propped up by the CIA whose upcoming inauguration will signify the dawn of a whole new era of bloodletting and horror on campus. Good thing the world is ending right after this semester.

By: Roach

Roach — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 02:11:39 +0000

But aliens deserve a student union to be represented too

By: TU grad student

TU grad student — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 17:44:01 +0000

I’m guessing this is satire.

Chris Carter is the name of the guy that created “The X-Files”.

Commentary on the crap that The Towerlight is willing to print in the name of free speech, perhaps?