It’s fun to look at your horoscope for the day, but when it’s the Day of the Dead, you might not like what you see.
Aries would find themselves trapped inside a modern-day zombie flick. They’d feel awesome killing the undead with headshots, but would ultimately die from lack of realization that these zombies can run.
Taurus would be home alone on a Friday night only to be targeted by a mass serial killer. While the bull would put up a good fight, their downfall would be the mistake of running up the stairs.
Gemini probably doesn’t realize this, but their close relative or best friend is actually a witch. And while this person cares deeply about them, the other witches do not, and Gemini won’t make it until morning.
Cancer has been experiencing weird symptoms lately, and no hospital seems to have the answer. The crab thought it might be a good idea to hire a local priest, but that only angered the demons to take over completely.
Leo would never admit that they’re afraid of the monster under their bed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t there. The boogieman makes an appearance this Halloween night, for a story the lion never gets to tell.
Virgo has planned for many things tonight, but they failed to prepare for an attack from the local museum. The mummy that Virgo just did a research paper on will kill them during the night.
Libra wanted to have a horror movie marathon for Halloween, but instead got their hands on a cursed VHS tape. And even though Libra should know better than to use the outdated machinery, they still find themselves stalked by Sadako.
Scorpio has some sexy plans for the evening, but those might just be interrupted by a less-than-sexy bloodsucker. Forget the sparkles, these vampires can, and will, kill.
Sagittarius might think they know what it takes to kill a werewolf, but they are woefully unprepared for the attack on a night that isn’t the full moon. It’s too bad they left their silver bullets at home.
Capricorn is a bit old-fashioned, so of course their death will be old-fashioned as well. A good ol’ haunting in their house by a not-so-friendly ghost should do the trick.
Aquarius might just wake up sometime today in the basement of a gruesome torture game. If they play by their wits, they might just be able to figure out Jigsaw’s clues.
Pisces won’t be dreaming anytime this Halloween.
And even though they might not live on Elm Street, their nightmares will certainly become their realities.