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2014 Towson’s Most Eligible

10 February 2014 By Towerlight Staff One Comment
Photos by Sarah Hugel and Abby Murphy, illustration by Sydney Adamson

Photos by Sarah Hugel and Abby Murphy, illustration by Sydney Adamson

With Valentine’s Day just four days away, The Towerlight is here to save you from a night of Netflix autoplay! On these pages, you’ll find some super Towson singles and maybe even a few villains…

The Towerlight is making it easy to fight through all the fish in the sea and find your perfect partner in crime (or fighting it).

Glorimar Quinones – Senior communication studies and Spanish major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

Latina Wonder Woman

What would your cover identity be?

Teach for American Corps member

Who is your arch nemesis?

All of the Disney princesses

What powers would you have?

Whip people still with my curls

How did you get your powers?

Heavy use of conditioner

Who would be your superhero/villain love interest?

Mario Lopez playing as Superman

What would your costume look like?

It would be a Puerto Rican flag

How would you keep your secret identity from your love interest?

Rosetta Stone

How would you balance saving the world and love?

Save the world by demonstrating our love

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Jeep Wrangler

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick?

Alone. I got this.

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/causing chaos?

Selena – “A bri bri bum bum”

Quick! You have to choose between losing your love or your powers? Which do you choose?

I guess a wig will have to do

What’s your signature pickup move/line?

Hitch: No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

I think that’s classified information.

What’s your opinion on spandex?

They’re useful. Hold the cheeks just right.

What’s your catchphrase?

GQ for you!

Describe your super-ego in three words.

Balance of sass

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Sean Noy – Junior history/geography major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

The Tiger, a vigilante who fights crime and protects the innocent on the Towson Campus

What would your cover identity be?

Sean Noy, mild-mannered college student

Who is your arch nemesis?

Bus Schedule Man

What powers would you have?

The speed and strength of a tiger, and mastery of hand to hand combat.

How did you get your powers?

Struck by lightning

Who would be your superhero/villain love interest?

Probably Black Canary

What would your costume look like?

I’d just wear my Towson hoodie and a mask

How would you keep your secret identity from your love interest?

I would be open about it.

How would you balance saving the world and love?

Good 50-50 split

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

I walk, mainly

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick?

Sidekick! The more, the merrier

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/causing chaos?

Sins of the Father by Donna Burke

Quick! You have to choose between losing your love or your powers? Which do you choose?

Love of my life

What’s your signature pickup move/line?

“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!”

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

Zero

What’s your opinion on spandex?

Not my thing

What’s your catchphrase?

Don’t have one

Describe your super-ego in three words.

Smart, cautious, funny

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Anna Rehbein – Senior theater studies major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

My Alter ego would be a hero called: Morpheus.

What would your cover identity be?

My cover identity would be a nurse who works the night shifts.

Who is your arch nemesis?

My arch nemesis would be someone who has the same powers of me but, wishes to use them for his own benefits.

What powers would you have?

I have the ability to enter people’s dreams and create worlds for them to experience. I would use these dreams on patients who are in need of a peaceful sleep. I can travel from dream to dream and even through memories.

How did you get your powers?

I was a young college student who wanted some extra cash for my tuition. They wanted to see if they could actually see dreams of other people. I volunteered in a dream experiment study and I was hooked up to so many machines. During the experiment, a freak electric storm hit the facility and sent a surge of energy into the machines, I was still plugged in when it hit and I was nearly fried to death. But, the components of the experiment entered my system.

Who would be your superhero/villain love interest?

A trickster character….Like Loki.

What would your costume look like?

My outfit would have me wearing a different body all together (with the ability to change shape to suit the dream). I would have a dress made out of opals, which would make it look like galaxies.

How would you keep your secret identity from your love interest?

I would never enter their dreams willingly. And I make it so my appearance in the dreams do not match the one in real life.

How would you balance saving the world and love?

I would do most of the crime fighting (like being asked to infiltrate a villain’s mind to see their plans) at night, where I am either at work or asleep. My love interest wouldn’t be aware.

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Normally, I would drive my car or get escorted by the government officials that need me. In my dreams, I can easily create portals to new dreams.

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick?

I prefer to work alone,as to prevent people from getting hurt.

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/causing chaos?

I would probably do some Austrian classical music because it is soothing.

Quick! You have to choose between losing your love or your powers? Which do you choose?

Keep my powers

What’s your signature pickup move/line?

I don’t want to dream another moment with you…I want to make it reality

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

By government officials?

What’s your opinion on spandex?

Hard to get into

What’s your catchphrase?

N/A

Describe your super-ego in three words.

Protector, imaginative, helpful

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Tyler New – Junior English major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

The Milk Man

What would your cover identity be?

The Muffin Man

Who is your arch nemesis?

Vanilla Ice

What powers would you have?

I’m so white I can blend in with the snow. 21 year champ of the Winter X Games “Hide and Go Seek” contest. I’m exceptionally talented at making girls walk away when I talk to them. I can freestyle better than Eminem; then again, my application is better what everyone is sendin’ in! I can make words rhyme without effort, with ease; my friend Delrico plays for the DC Breeze (Seriously–it’s a pro Ultimate Frisbee team. He was on SportsCenter).

How did you get your powers?

I was born a white kid in the burbs, so I had to find a way to make it out. I worked on my rapping everyday after school so I could make it big and make my mom proud.

Who would be your superhero/villain love interest?

Lil Kim. She exemplifies beauty, fortitude and the true spirit of hip hop. I’m a lover of good conversation and refined women, and I can’t think of anyone else who meets that criteria better!

What would your costume look like?

Horn rimmed bifocals; a button up dress shirt; knee high socks; freshly pressed khakis; a pocket protector; a thin, black belt with a dollar sign belt buckle; shiny dress shoes

How would you keep your secret identity from your love interest?

I’d keep a secret studio in the house, located behind my wall of accolades.

How would you balance saving the world and love?

I would tell my spouse I was late at work when I was actually at a strip club making it rain. I have to be in top form if I’m going to remain the best freestyler in the game.

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

MTA buses. I can stand almost anywhere in the road and be picked up within 15 minutes. Batman can’t do that.

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick?

I work alone because I’m a solo artist. I do my own stunts and write my own raps. People can’t steal my ideas.

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/causing chaos?

“Hard In Da Paint” by Waka Flocka Flame

Quick! You have to choose between losing your love or your powers? Which do you choose?

Keep my powers dog! I’m a rapper! I only think of myself.

What’s your signature pickup move/line?

I’m Frees Tyler

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

Pfff. You must not know me. Never ever.

What’s your opinion on spandex?

It’s not right if it’s not tight

What’s your catchphrase?

Holla holla, where’s my dolla?

Describe your super-ego in three words.

I’m the man

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Jess Searfino – Senior art-interdisciplinary object design major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

Vigilanty

What would your cover identity be?

Journalist

Who is your arch nemesis?

Buzzfeed

What powers would you have?

Telekenesis, super intelligence

How did you get your powers?

I don’t give away all my secrets (:

Who would be your superhero/villain love interest?

Ironman

What would your costume look like?

It’s not halloween, I don’t need any costume…just a mask

How would you keep your secret identity from your love interest?

I travel a lot for work

How would you balance saving the world and love?

That’s what datebooks are for

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Moped that converts into an aerial vehicle (I’m still working on the flying part)

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick?

I am most focused when I work alone. It is always best to work with a sidekick.

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/causing chaos?

“Gold on the Ceiling” – Black Keys or “Heavy Bells” – J. Roddy Walston & The Business

Quick! You have to choose between losing your love or your powers? Which do you choose?

Keep powers

What’s your signature pickup move/line?

Obviously my awesome dance moves in my car.

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

I don’t get kidnapped

What’s your opinion on spandex?

Not for crime fighting

What’s your catchphrase?

I’m hungry for justice

Describe your super-ego in three words.

Organized, mysterious, fun

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Ken Nealy – Senior history major

Abby Murphy/ The Towerlight

Abby Murphy/ The Towerlight

Hero or Villain?

Why not both…

What would your alter ego be?

Humble immigrant bartender

What would your cover be?

Excuse me, I have to use the restroom.

Who is your arch nemesis?

Vladimir Putin

What powers would you have?

Nuclear vision, approximate premonition, cries vodka

How did you get your super powers?

As I wandered the icy waters of Siberia, I saw a ball of pure energy falling from the sky, a red star!

Which superhero.villain would you want as your love interest?

Raven (TV Version)

What would be your kryptonite?

Sass

What would your costume look like?

Fuzzy Russian with a mask

How would you keep your identity secret from your love interest?

Clever use of cardboard cutouts and an elaborate pulley system

How would you balance dating and saving the world?

An elaborate system of pulleys

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Armored motortryke, with projectile hammers (nonlethal) and sickles (lethal).

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick? Why?

I prefer to work alone  since the death of my last sidekick. Boscov, you were a good bear.

What epic song do you jam to while fighting crime/creating chaos?

“Rasputin” by Turisrs

Quick! You have to choose, keep your powers or lose the love of your life?

Can I make compromise; half of both?

What’s your signature pick-up move/line?

“Your eyes are as beautiful as a Siberian sunrise! (Also the name of my ultimate finishing move and best-selling cocktail).

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Maurice Louis (a.k.a. Psycho) – Senior Asian Studies major

Abby Murphy/ The Towerlight

Abby Murphy/ The Towerlight

Hero or villain?

Villain

What would your alter ego be?

Villains have no need for alter egos.

What would your cover be?

Cover this! *blasts interviewer*

Who is your arch nemesis?

Peach dude

What powers would you have?

MIND BULLETS!

How did you get your super powers?

Always had them!

Which superhero/villain would you want as your love interest?

Dominatrix chick

What would be your kryptonite?

Weed

What would your costume look like?

Costumes are for weaklings!

How would you keep your identity secret from your love interest?

What secret!?

How would you balance dating and saving the world?

“Destroying” FIXED!

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Giant robot.

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick? Why?

Alone, but stoner guy is a good friend/

What song do you jam to while fighting crime/creating chaos?

“What the F*** is Wrong With You” – by Combichrist

Quick! You have to choose, keep your powers or lose the love of your life?

Villains always go for power.

What’s your signature pick-up move/line?

DIE DIE DIE ~

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

HA HA HA HA HA ~

What is your opinion on spandex?

No.

What is your catchphrase?

Spandex sucks

Describe your super-ego in three words.

MIND. BULLETS.

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Ali Hinman – Freshman biology major

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Sarah Hugel/ The Towerlight

Hero or villain?

Hero

What would your alter ego be?

Kristin Wiig

What would your cover be?

Doctor by day

What powers do you have?

The power to heal

Which superhero/villain would you want as your love interest?

Superman

What would be your kryptonite?

Cupcakes

What would your costume look like?

Yoga pants and a sweatshirt, I don’t wear anything else.

How would you keep your identity secret from your love interest?

I wouldn’t. I’m terrible at keeping secrets.

How would you balance dating and saving the world?

My boyfriend would have to fight crime too.

How do you get around town? Describe your super vehicle.

Razor scooter.

Do you prefer to work alone or with a sidekick? Why?

Sidekick. I need someone to talk to.

Quick! You have to choose, keep your powers or lose the love of your life?

Love over everything!

How many times have you been kidnapped in the last calendar year?

0

What is your opinion on spandex?

Always appropriate.


One Comment »

  • HRL said:

    You can be a SENATOR with ____ and see the Treasurer pose with someone TU Famous: o

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