Complete Live-Action Pokemon Movie Dream Cast

4/25/09 1:53 AM

Some friends and I were discussing my latest article, and decided to take what was (mostly) a joke about a live action Pokemon movie to the next level, and spread out the cast a bit more.  Enjoy!

Ash Ketchum........Shia Lebouf

Misty.....................Amy Adams

Brock....................TBD

Gary.....................Christian Bale

Professor Oak......George Clooney

Jessie/James......Angelina Jolie/ Simon Pegg

Lance..................Brad Pitt

Meowth...............Gilbert Godfried

 

2 comments

Shoes are the work of the devil

4/12/09 9:35 AM

And I’ll tell you why.  All I want is a pair of comfortable shoes, that if asked to run could do the job.  Why, WHY is that so much to ask? Towsonsontown had nothing. Malls back home had nothing. The world is against me.  Reason 1: I have size 13 feet.  Reason 1b: One of my feet is slightly bigger than the other, I know…odd. Reason 2: Shoemakers insist on covering shoes with a material that I can only describe s being shiny gel crap.  That’s honestly the most articulate way I feel I can tell you about it.  Why?  Why do shoes need to have green florescent crap in them?  THEY DO NOT.  Am I being overdramatic? Of course!  I’m a columnist.  Well, actually currently I’m being a blogger…but I’d...