We all know college is a place where hook-ups happen.

10/12/09 12:43 AM

We all know college is a place where hook-ups happen. Tell us your best, worst, or craziest hookup story, where you ended up, how you ended up there, and how you made it out alive. Got any advice for your peers? Go ahead and post that too.

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Give me your best SPOT

9/24/09 12:09 AM

Good evening, night owls. I’ve been getting some pretty fantastic fan mail – Shout outs to Josh, J.A. and Emily! There’s nothing that makes me happier then getting feedback, advice or even hate mail from my readers. Well, my vibrator definitely makes me happier, but I still love hearing from all of you. I’ve been doing a lot of talking in this column and blog and I want to hear more from you. I’m going to try something. I’m going to start this topic with a suggestion and I want you all to finish it. I need some feedback on an interesting subject that we all have in common. I want to know – what are the best places to have sex on Towson’s campus? I’m posing this question to you, lovers and haters and toleraters, because I want to know... 11 comments

Assignment 1: Get acquainted

9/17/09 12:20 AM

Hello everyone! Ready for the weekend? You know I am. No classes, no exams and no homework. But wait – I’m going to change that ‘no homework’ aspect a little bit. Don’t worry; my assignment is optional but very enjoyable. This weekend, Professor Lux wants you to get to know yourself. What are the components of this assignment? Boys and girls, please grab a mirror, head down south and spend some alone time really looking at yourself. Once you get to visualize every aspect of your nether region, incorporate some touching in to the assignment. If you are already an active masturbator – try to incorporate new techniques into your normal routine. Boys – try jerking-off standing up or on your knees. Girls – try pleasuring yourself with a feather... 3 comments

Tonight's gonna be a good night...

9/9/09 9:13 PM

It’s Wednesday night. In Towson’s calendar, that means we’re one night away from the weekend. We Tigers love our Thursday nights. Whether you’re planning to play a round of kings with your roommates during the season premiere of Grey’s Anatomy or carefully planning who to invite out to CVPs, you’re all planning something. No matter how much drinking, sleeping or hanging out your trying to cram into your three-day weekend, you may not always plan for everything. There’s an unspoken, unplanned item on lots of agendas that commonly falls someplace after the hanging out and drinking and before the sleeping. You got it – the one night stand. A college campus is a perfect habitat for random hookups. Adding alcohol and hormones and subtracting... 3 comments

Another use for your cell phone

9/7/09 12:04 PM

 Glad to have all of you loyal, faithful and horny readers back. You want some more? You know I do. I’ve got a simple question for you. All I need is a yes or no. Are you single? While I’m sure some of you answered yes, whether it was followed by a heavy sigh or a quick smirk is your business, at least you had an answer. To those of you who answered no - congratulations. If your boyfriend or girlfriend is on this campus or close to it, put down this paper immediately and go get into bed. Just please do not forget the sex survival kit! Okay, now that the ‘no’ readers are tangled in sheets and trying to beat their ten minute record, we can get down to business. To those who answered with “kind of,” “maybe,” “no,... 2 comments