Strap yourselves in...

I had a good laugh the other day when this landed the Towerlight Arts email, specifically directed at me. Maybe they would be better served talking to Lux?

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Hi Tyler,

I thought your readers would be interested in two products from OhMiBod: The LOVEBUCKLE and Club Vibe. I’ve included information about each below.

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Undergrads can buckle up before they cuddle up in a stylish outfit with safety in mind, thanks to the LOVEBUCKLE. The LOVEBUCKLE is an inconspicuous way to always be prepared for sex on the go. Combining fashion, fun and sexual safety in a super-slick brushed metal rectangular belt buckle, the ultra-mod buckle includes a high-quality leather belt and tin containing two One® brand condoms, plus one condom inside the buckle, for a total of three.

The Club Vibe combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ in a wearable bullet vibe. This subtle bullet vibe packs a major punch in its tin y capsule, and includes a mode that shimmies to ambient sound – whether it’s music at the club or pillow talk for two. This petite vibe comes with an ultra-quiet controller and a sexy black thong (to hold the vibe securely in place), and can be used discreetly on a night out with the girls or in the intimate comfort a dorm room.

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I lack the significant other to try these out, but the Lovebuckle looks like some crazy medieval sex torture device. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If that happens to be your thing, please consult The Bed Post.