There once was a family in Colorado. There was a father, a mother, and three young boys. The family loved each other immensely, so immensely that the father routinely exploited the family on national television.
The family also did science experiments to help the boys' brains inflate like big...
When you come to college, you hope to make new friends. If you cannot make friends based on your winning personality (perhaps it’s actually a losing personality), you can always purchase your friends instead. Since I have been unable to build relationships with many people here on campus, I...
I’m finally doing something exciting this summer! Well, maybe not really exciting, but in comparison to what I have done all summer, my forthcoming trip to Williamsburg, Va., will be as exciting as winning the lottery, while jumping over an active volcano, on a dirt-bike, with Marisa Miller...
My apologies to you Idiots. I have been hella-busy these past few days. In fact, I'm updating this blog during class. I'm sure everyone is under the end-of-the-semester-crunch right now, as I am, but not everyone is an Idiot, as I am. It takes a little more for me to get by, by the skin of my teeth....
One of my greatest pleasures in life, next to orgasms and ice cream, is learning new things. Learning of an orgasm inducing ice cream would be my greatest achievement, but that has not happened, yet. Aside from dairy-dessert related opportunities for new knowledge, I enjoy the daily tidbits of...
Tigerfest is this Saturday and I hope that all of you idiots are prepared for the clusterf*ck that will ensue. I can be sure that quite a few stupid things will both be done and said. Herein lies the stupidity. There is quite a discrepancy between what people say at Tigerfest, and what people...
I'm getting dogged in my commenting areas left and right. Time for some puppy love.
Malfunctioning Poodle
Dog screaming "Elmo!"
This kind of thing used to be legal!
Damn dude, what did you eat?
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Your A Idiot... If you enjoyed the weather today.
May I be a populist for a moment? F*ck this rain. This rain is lame. It is lamer than a wallet chain, and definitely lamer than getting some brain.
Enough with these sh*tty rhymes of man; I’ll leave that crap to Soulja Boy and Johnny...
Your A Idiot… if you don’t know what today is.
Are you high right now? Awwwwww! I’m telling. Are you paranoid yet? You should be. Fillmore, the drug-sniffing K-9, is standing right behind you. And he wants a hit, that cheap bitch.
I’m just kidding. Fillmore is a dude,...
Your A Idiot... if you do anything with time to spare.
Where is the thrill in that? I mean, aside from the fact that you can relax knowing that you actually have time to relax.
I do some of my best work at the very last moment. This will not be one of those occasions of course, but that...
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