Idiotic Summer Fun

7/11/09 10:46 AM

I’m finally doing something exciting this summer! Well, maybe not really exciting, but in comparison to what I have done all summer, my forthcoming trip to Williamsburg, Va., will be as exciting as winning the lottery, while jumping over an active volcano, on a dirt-bike, with Marisa Miller riding (s)hottie. Until now, I have been in class all summer, taking 13 credit hours over the first five weeks. This means that even the couch kids have seen more sunlight than I have this season. I have no desire to be baked orange like some of the individuals that frequent this campus (even in the dead of winter), but I would like a little color. Hopefully I’ll have a chance to catch some rays this week. I’ll be traveling down to Maryland’s Mexico (Virginia) to visit the...