Come Mass Debate with Me!

3/31/09 12:01 AM

Your A Idiot… if you are still considering not writing-in Casey Prather for the SGA President. If you want to come hear about my ideas, come to my self-debate Wednesday at noon, near the Speaker’s Circle. This shall henceforth be called the “Mass Debate.” Mass Debating will encompass and include anyone that wishes to join. I will be openly Mass Debating in plain view of other students. If you wish to come lend a hand, and help me Mass Debate, please do. You may ask me any questions that you would like while I am Mass Debating. I will shoot you a response as soon as possible. And when we finally reach a climax together, we'll finish Mass Debating and I'll move on to my next Mass Debater. If you wish to Mass Debate with me again, you must give me a short... 5 comments

Write-in The Idiot for SGA President!

3/30/09 1:51 AM

Your A Idiot… if you do not vote for me as SGA President. My friends, I am semi-formally announcing my campaign, here on You’re A Idiot, to be the next President of the Towson University Student Government Association. It is only a semi-formal announcement I am not a fan of tuxedos. I much prefer tuxedo t-shirts. I don’t own a tuxedo t-shirt though because I have a strict policy against spending money on t-shirts related to a silly campaign. That is just the first of many differences between my opponents and myself. You will not see me on campus wearing neon colored shirt with some meaningless campaign slogan strewn across the back.  Unless someone volunteers to have some stupid t-shirts made for me. Consider it a campaign donation. But if... 4 comments

Idiota (Hot Chick) of the Week

3/26/09 12:01 AM

Your A Idiot… has a brand spanking new feature. Now featuring bad interviews! I have been trying to find other ways to come up with original content for the blog. During my brainstorming session on the toilet (I wasn’t defecating, I was just sitting there to prevent my suitemates from having access to the porcelain seat) I decided that a good option was to interview someone. Now what kind of interviewee would the readers want to see? A HOT CHICK! DUH! For those of you looking for hot dudes let me remind you that I’m right here. Facebook me! Now where can I find a hot chick? Recently hatched from an egg you say? I will not support bestiality on this blog! And yes, it’s bestiality, not BEASTiality. I think that may actually be from Mortal Kombat. ... 8 comments

Where the Wild Things Are

3/25/09 8:26 PM

A full-fledged post with a full-fledged woman (Idiota of the Week) is coming later this evening. But I thought the following warranted its own post. The Wild Things are coming.   One of my favorite books (not children's book, but books period) is being made into a film! Maurice Sendek's Where the Wild Things Are is coming to screens this fall. It is a live action film being directed by Spike Jonze (Montgomery County, MD baby!) and starring appropriately named unknown Max Records as Max. The Wild Things will be depicted by a combination of live action suits, animatronics, and GCI. The likes of Forest Whitaker, James Gandolfini, and Catherine O'Hara will be lending their voices to the Wild Things. Please take note that I am not talking about this Wild Things! Though I think I... 1 comment

Totally Lazy Tuesday

3/25/09 12:07 AM

Your A Idiot... If you expected me to write out some long and drawn-out posting each and every night. I am only human (minus the parts of me designed by Cyberdyne systems and built by Skynet). So in order to get by... errr... cope with my exhaustion each Tuesday night I will be offering up fun stuff (no actually fun stuff will likely be presented, this is completely subjective in nature, so booyah). Fun stuff will mostly consist of other people's ideas and efforts, hosted on other websites. The Internet is AWESOME! We’re going to enjoy some of my favorites. Since this is our first venture into Totally Lazy Tuesdays, we should start at the beginning (make sense). In the beginning we are all babies and toddlers (except those of us built at our desired cyborg assassin ages). ... 1 comment

Oink of the mornin' to ya!

3/24/09 12:27 AM

Your A Idiot… If you’ve managed to avoid getting pulled over by the police. I’ve never really been in trouble with the law per se, at least never in trouble with legitimate law. Traffic laws are really just suggestions right? I certainly take them as such. But believe it or not, the Police keep suggesting that I pull over. Then various counties suggest that I go to court. Followed by many judges suggesting that I pay hefty fines and put myself at the mercy of the MVA. Damn juryless court. Next time you want to have fun with a traffic ticket… Calling it a traffic ticket is wrong though. If there was any traffic at the times that I’ve gotten tickets, there would have been no way for me to be speeding. Right? So let us call them speeding...

Bikinis, Mustaches, and Me

3/22/09 10:30 PM

Warning The opinions expressed here are not those of The Towerlight, The Towerlight staff, or any of Towerlight supporters. You, the reader, certainly don’t share these opinions. They're probably not even the views of the writer. He probably stole them from someone. If you are pregnant, thinking of one day becoming pregnant, have a weak heart, have a strong heart, have no heart, have a dog, have an iguana, or reside here on planet earth, please read no further. Neither the writer nor any of the aforementioned are responsible for any idiocy gained during your reading. Reading further will cause you dry mouth, excessive heavy breathing, unintentional snot rocketing, four-hour erections, five-hour embarrassment, random pregnancy, and of course anal leakage.   ... 3 comments