Where is the Idiot Now?

My apologies to you Idiots. I have been hella-busy these past few days. In fact, I'm updating this blog during class. I'm sure everyone is under the end-of-the-semester-crunch right now, as I am, but not everyone is an Idiot, as I am. It takes a little more for me to get by, by the skin of my teeth.


Who am I kidding Your A Idiot two [sic, you f*ckin' knucklehead].


In case anyone hasn't been paying attention, the Swine Flu is going around. And I got it from an unfortunate encounter with a pulled-pork BBQ sandwich.


She told me that I didn't need to worry and that I'd be safe. Bitch!


But prior to getting Swine Flu, I was already infected with the Avian Flu. The doctors say that I now have a mutated strain of both sicknesses.


I have Flying Pig Flu.

It's not so bad, though. It is not even the worse thing to happen to me this week. Earlier this week, I got into a terrible accident in Geometry. I got into a wreck-tangle. Damn Asian mathematicians, can't even do simple polygonal calculations.

Oh well, there’s always next week to look forward to. Wait, exams are approaching? F*ck my life.